Did Musk's Rush To Launch, For Trump's Inauguration, Bring Starship Down?

Was Trump's Space Force Starship supposed to put on a show for the plebs and the world, that America is back on top?

Was Starship supposed to write Trump’s name in space or something? Either the corporate PR dept. over at Space X didn’t mind insulting the president by waving a far bigger dick than Trump possesses, in the sky, a few days before Trump’s presidential inauguration or, it was definitely supposed to be written into Trump’s speech as Space tit Musk, basks in the glory of a privatized space program’s efficiency, doing callisthenics, jumping up and down behind Trump as Starship smiles down on the event from space.

Musk, having one of the worst rocketry start ups, in the history of the space race, will now be looking down at his shuffling shoes during Trump’s acceptance speech. He’ll be seated in the back or will be told not to show up at all and the excuse of Starship’s wipe out, had Musk go back to Texas, as cover for distancing the Trump campaign from Musk. Musk will say something to the media like “You win some, you lose some!” Maybe Space X investors will rethink Musk’s association, just as Tesla has.

Did Trump cancel the out door inauguration because he didn’t want to see any sky, at all, sip, zero, due to the spectacular wipe out of Musk’s Starship? Considering the FAA has just shut down the Starship program as this most recent Starship wipe out caused major disruptions in air traffic over the US. Causing many flights to quickly divert out of the way of what was a huuuuge area in the public’s air space, in which the Starship wiped out. Complaints of property damage have already been collected by the FAA, leading to an embarrassing inauguration all around. I can see why Trump might have, all of a sudden, become allergic to cold air and considering that cold air came from Canada, well, you know.

I don’t know how the Trump/Musk love affair can survive this very embracing moment. A few days before your inauguration, your tech bro creates a symbol of complete and utter failure, literally written in the sky and brings the FAA down on tech bro’s government contracting firm. Yeah, it’s too cold outside, for Trump. I grew up playing out door hockey in sub zero weather, here in Canada. You gotta be born into it, I guess.

Maybe Musk can blame the woke thing for the Starship wipeout like he seems to be, for causing the house fires in Los Angeles. I nearly fell off my seat as a Faux news anchor blamed the “Three Dykes” at the LA Fire dept. for the fires, when the problem came from the privately controlled water supply in California. No water in the pipes or upper reservoirs? Musk has definitely run his fifteen minutes of fame into a ditch and will be dogged by questions on X like:

Did you think it wise to launch an important test of the Starship, a few days before your pick for president, Donald Trump, is to be sworn into office?

Was the launch date politically aligned with the presidential inauguration date?

Did the presidential campaign take up an inordinate amount of your time, that could have better been spent at Space X ensuring success, of the Starship launch?

And then my favourite:

What are you going to fuck up next, Musk?